Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Tuesday Sept 25 ... The Terrible Twos?

Guess who got his first time-out at school today? Apparently he has been smacking other kids in the face.

He's also been punching the dog and hitting her with his cereal cup.


And here is the script ...

Act I

interior, kitchen
evening

MOM
No! We do not hit the dog!

BABY
[freezes ... grins]

Mom CROUCHES down to be at eye-level with baby, just like Super Nanny taught her

MOM
It hurts her when you hit her. We do not hit the dog with your cereal cup.

BABY
[nods]

MOM
Do you understand that you hit the dog and that's not ok?

BABY
[nods]

MOM
OK, I'm going to take away your cereal cup because you weren't using it properly.

BABY
[nods]

Mom TAKES cereal cup from baby and puts it up on the shelf.

Baby FREAKS THE FUCK OUT.

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