Dad comes in with baby. "Hi Mommy!"
"No, I don't wanna be the mommy today. You do it!"
"You know if I could lactate, I would."
Baby had a bit of a fussy night, so Dad's present to me was taking the baby from about 6:00-9:00a, allowing me to get some much-needed sleep.
Plus breakfast in bed, delivered from the diner.